famous skaters I've bumped into

As an adult skater, I find the sessions I share with competitive kids to be, well, terrifying. I do ice dance, and have modest hopes of passing my bronze test. I do my best to stay out of the way, but it seems to work like clockwork. I'm trying to do my willow waltz to the best of my ability, but manage to run afoul of a pair of competitors. I zig, they zag, and then I'm on the ice, looking up. Thanks to my skating at this fabulous training center, I get run over by some very well known skaters. You can't do THAT just anywhere!